Quick Hits

Some quotes thrown out by students this past week:

"A woman is an adult when she can say 'yes' to a man without any bad feelings, and a man is an adult when he can say 'no' to a woman without any bad feelings."

While motioning to his stomach, "You know, the tube your shit goes into." This is how I taught "intestines."

From the same student, who was laid up in a hospital for a few weeks after a real bad skiing fall, describing how he would have hit on one of his attending nurses, if it had been practical, "Hey baby, I'd love to go out with you... but first, can you put this tube into my asshole?"

Some lovely thoughts for a Friday morning.

I'm off to Switzerland this weekend to see my friends Scott and Eda, which will include a day's trip to Milan to see a soccer match.

Not a bad life, this is.